Riff-Raff:
It's astounding
Time is fletting
Madness take sit's toll
But listen closely

Magenta:
Not for very much longer

Riff-Raff:
I've got to keep control
I remember doing the timewarp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me

Both:
And the void would be calling

All:
Let's do the Timewarp again
Let's do the Timewarp again

Narrator:
It's just a jump to the left

All:
And then a step to the right

Narrator:
put your hands on your hips

All:
and bend your knees in time
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the Timewarp again
Let's do the Timewarp again

Magenta:
It's so dreamy
Oh fantasy free me
So you can't see me
No not at all
in another dimension
With voyeuristic intension
Well secluded
I'll see all

Riff-Raff:
With a bit of a mind flip

Magenta:
You're into the time slip

Riff-Raff:
And nothing can ever be the same

Magenta:
You're spaced out on sensation

Riff-Raff:
Like you're under sedation

All:
Let's do the Timewarp again
Let's do the Timewarp again

Columbia:
Well I was walking down the street just a having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again

Narrator:
It's just a jump to the left

All:
And then a step to the right

Narrator:
With your hands on your hips

All:
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the Timewarp again
Let's do the Timewarp again
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On the Ning Nang Nong

Where the Cows go Bong!

And the Monkeys all say Boo!

There's a Nong Nang Ning

Where the trees go Ping!

And the tea pots Jibber Jabber Joo.

On the Nong Ning Nang

All the mice go Clang!

And you just can't catch 'em when they do!

So it's Ning Nang Nong!

Cows go Bong!

Nong Nang Ning!

Trees go Ping!

Nong Ning Nang!

The mice go Clang!

What a noisy place to belong,

Is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!

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Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?
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